Oh, well, no, what I meant to say is that I am the senior partner at the law firm Bradley, Greentree and Dexter, and I represent Mr. Theodore Huxtable. Paula: Look at you! And Candy sure is sweet on me. You left the thing up so loud, your mother's hair went straight up! We've got blacks, we've got native Americans, we've got Hispanics, we've got Asian Americans, we have even got a Texan. Kenny: I'll go get some tape to fix that door bell. And we planned to have children. Now I am going to bring him a cup of coffee just like he brought me a cup of coffee this morning. The nation's hospitals are standing at the ready in a state of total confusion. People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. Cliff: No 14 year old boy should have a $95 shirt unless he is on stage with his four brothers.

But I hope Pam doesn't boss me around too much. Cliff: We're not being paid to look after you all! And if the regular people find out he's using their name, they're gonna come and kick his butt! Cliff: No 14-year-old boy should have a ninety-five dollar shirt, unless he is on stage with his four brothers! Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: I'm so smart I'm smarter than ME! A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. Internet talk shows and discussion forums (i.e. [sweetly] That's what I thought you'd say. I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. Vanessa: [trying to find out why Theo is in trouble] Theo left early for school today. Get in the car and just go. Theo: There's too much people and there's not enough tickets. Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: Yeah, why not? Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: [Cliff's parents knock on the door] Who is it? [Clair is at her desk when she hears an announcement on television].

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Every father says the same thing: "Where's your mother? Mrs. Kenton: Our child is going to be younger than our grandchild! Vanessa Huxtable: Rudy, what are you gonna do in life with a fourth grade education ? Clair: Getting up at 4am to prove who I am to three men who are basking in the non-existent rays of their own intelligence is *not* my idea of a fun time. Keep reading these hilarious Bill Cosby quotes and jokes! Cliff: That's got to be the dumbest thing I ever heard! Cliff: [to Vanessa] Listen carefully. Rudy Huxtable: Could aunt Lucinda have gotten in trouble?

Cliff: [to Vanessa after doing a math problem in which she got done faster than him] You wanna talk ways? I graduated from medical school, alright? Clair Hanks Huxtable: Why can't you get up and turn on the television by yourself? Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: [on how everybody else has the perfect cure for Olivia's cold] This house is full of doctors. Kenny: Good afternoon.

You get just as angry with a child but you don't want to say, "What the filth and foul and I'll filth and foul, filth and foul and, yeah, ya filth and foul face, and I'll filth and foul, foul, filth!" When they read out my will, base method zero times zero, carry the zero! And during that very special time of the month, when you wanted to go out at night you couldn't carry a little dainty clutch bag, oh no no no, you had to carry an overnight bag. Vanessa: I would have had him come to me! And he knows someone will be coming soon to stop him from doing it!”. No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids.

Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: [unable to see that he is fighting a losing battle] Okay.

I know now, because my mother put a curse on me. Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Rudy Huxtable: It was illegal to learn to read? You know you're not supposed to touch any machines in this house. Vanessa: [about the car she crashed] Mom, Dad, I just want to say that I'm really sorry.

[knock on the bedroom door during a tender moment]. and they say, "Because a child is so truthful, that's what I love about 'em - they tell the truth." Coincidentally, so did my brother. Clair Hanks Huxtable: When do you feel this pressure? Vanessa: What did you say to Theo when you found out? Elvin Tibideaux: [indicating Cliff] Serve him. I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger. Cliff, Clair: It was like that when I found it. Cliff: The last day of school? Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: Well. Mr. Kenton appears to be in his 50's, Mrs. Kenton in late 40's]. A veteran stand-up performer, he got his start at various clubs, then landed a vanguard role in the 1960s action show I Spy. *Great* costume! We don't want our guests getting possessed. This is about doing something behind our backs and then lying to us about what it is you're doing! Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: And you're not pregnant either! Clair Hanks Huxtable: [discussing a civil rights sit-in near Hillman campus] I went back to see Professor Capel after that class.

Quotations by Bill Cosby, American , Born July 12, 1937. To a wedding?

What are you going to do? Weren't you, Vanessa? Clair Hanks Huxtable: I remember when she wouldn't even let a boy get next to her.

And I'm not going to stop him this time, either! Cliff: [bluntly] I don't think that's an appropriate song.

Your mother and I go into the kitchen. Cliff: You mean that you would go to Cockroach rather than us your parents? No big deal! Denise Huxtable: [Denise takes them off and Cliff sees she's put on strange makeup]. "Who is his parole officer?"

“I am not the boss of my house. Immortality? And, we're so good at it, half the time you don't even know we're doing it. I'll pay for the repairs out my allowance. Millicent: She told me I was her very favorite student, and she gave me a C. Maxine: I got you there; she gave me an S! Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: I am a doctor. I bought some bubble gum. Claire's Mother: When you and Cliff got married, what did I say? [sits on the couch and gets up] Now, will that close your mouth?

Theo: You two are the most obnoxious people that I ever met.

I wanted to talk about that lunch counter. Aunt Gramtee: Oh, yes. And the question has always been WHAT were we fighting about. Then what would you do? When he got to the shore he said 'let's talk' on the place he called Plymouth Rock. Cable TV Talk, TV.com) spotlight … Continue reading →, Clair Huxtable....Phylicia Rashād - "The Cosby Show", The beautiful "Claire Huxtable" - Phylicia Rashad. ", My father established our relationship when I was seven years old. Clair Hanks Huxtable: Theo, we never said become a doctor, become a lawyer, we say go to school, we say study, we say become something.

[to Olivia] Now when would you *like* to get back? I'm MAD!

Rude-e, Rude-e, Rude-e. Olivia Kendall: These are blackberries, I wanted blueberries!

As yet, no man has given birth. Clair Huxtable: [now visibly indignant] Let me tell you something, Elvin.

The main goal of the future is to stop violence.

He has forgotten more jokes than more comedians will ever hear. So rather than feeling disappointed because I'm not like you, maybe you should accept who I am and love me anyway, because I'm your son. Because, if you EVER take THIS attitude with us again, you can take whatever is in that bank account of yours and go DISCOVER America! Stanley, isn't it? Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: Are you drunk? Olivia Kendall: I'll do my part. [both sit on couch] Stanley, you got big plans for the evening? Dr. Wexler: As you all know this hospital is number one, and that's because we go after talent that the other hospitals overlook. Cliff: Are you going to sleep at a stranger's house? "How ugly is he?" Denise: You don't have five hundred dollars!

Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: No, I can't. Vanessa: And to think it would happen in *this* house! Clair Huxtable: Yes, but you are not going to get it for $200, but you are in luck. Cliff: This is the best elevator music I've ever heard!

Denise: A videotape? The mummy goes to the hospital and gets it.

Your notice should include (a) a description of the copyrighted work that you claim has been infringed; (b) the URL where the allegedly infringing Site Content is located; (c) your full name, postal address, telephone number, and email address; (d) a statement that you have a good faith belief that the use of the allegedly infringing material on our Sites is not authorized; (e) your physical or electronic signature; and (f) a statement that you are the copyright owner or an authorized agent of the copyright owner. Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: Well, what were you doing? Theo: [upon being woken up] Come on, Dad, five more minutes... Four? But we've come a long way since then, and Rudy you know, it's very natural, it's been going on since the beginning of time. Cliff: But what if you couldn't find out who did it.

Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: No, Monday's no good. Rudy: But Mom, I'm NOT a woman, I'm 12 years old! Cliff: A man with many goats gave my daughter away in my place. I said, "Yes, but what if you're an asshole? Denise: You said you would have an open mind. A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. Clair Hanks Huxtable: [discussing who should wake the children up on this first day of school] Cliff it's you're turn. Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: Yesterday, you said your mother and I were controlling you with our money and that you and Justine were gonna go on and live your own lives. Cliff: This is not Burger King. Cliff: What do you mean, it's not fair? Al: Sarah, I'm not sure I want you to get married. How is he acting weird and ruining your project. I don't know how I lost it.

Cliff: Because you can't handle scary things. The Hawthorne girls were beginning to feel bad because they were learning how to read and Lucinda couldn't. I delivered some of you. “That's all there is; there isn't anymore.” —Ethel Barrymore, The Cosby Show is an American television situation comedy starring Bill Cosby, which aired for eight seasons on NBC from September 20, 1984 until April 30, 1992. Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: YOU'RE pregnant. Now this is serious. Sondra Huxtable Tibideaux: I decided not to go to law school. Comedy, science fiction and mystery formats fill DVD libraries. Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: But dear, we searched all over the country and we couldn't find any.

and children next door were jumping out of bed. Sondra Huxtable Tibideaux: Elvin, please don't call me "Muffin". Clair Hanks Huxtable: Did you really think that the four of you could go careening off into the night and not one single parent would find out about it? Sondra Huxtable Tibideaux: Oh no, kids. Didn't you go down there to Baltimore to have big fun, Vanessa? Rudy: Well, it's like getting a stomachache, but without eating candy. The Cosby Show was based on comedy routines in Cosby's stand-up act, which in turn were based on his family life. Cliff: [chortling] Just promise me you won't lose the razor in there. The show focuses on the Huxtable family, an upper middle-class African-American family living in Brooklyn, New York. I've been eating like this since I was four! My father established our relationship when I was seven years old. Let 'em have the house, honey. But that didn't scare her.

I love you. You can drive BACKWARDS to Coney Island, run over the hot dog man and TWO stop signs and you won't be in any more trouble than you are in now. I always looked forward to that.

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Oh, well, no, what I meant to say is that I am the senior partner at the law firm Bradley, Greentree and Dexter, and I represent Mr. Theodore Huxtable. Paula: Look at you! And Candy sure is sweet on me. You left the thing up so loud, your mother's hair went straight up! We've got blacks, we've got native Americans, we've got Hispanics, we've got Asian Americans, we have even got a Texan. Kenny: I'll go get some tape to fix that door bell. And we planned to have children. Now I am going to bring him a cup of coffee just like he brought me a cup of coffee this morning. The nation's hospitals are standing at the ready in a state of total confusion. People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. Cliff: No 14 year old boy should have a $95 shirt unless he is on stage with his four brothers.

But I hope Pam doesn't boss me around too much. Cliff: We're not being paid to look after you all! And if the regular people find out he's using their name, they're gonna come and kick his butt! Cliff: No 14-year-old boy should have a ninety-five dollar shirt, unless he is on stage with his four brothers! Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: I'm so smart I'm smarter than ME! A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. Internet talk shows and discussion forums (i.e. [sweetly] That's what I thought you'd say. I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. Vanessa: [trying to find out why Theo is in trouble] Theo left early for school today. Get in the car and just go. Theo: There's too much people and there's not enough tickets. Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: Yeah, why not? Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: [Cliff's parents knock on the door] Who is it? [Clair is at her desk when she hears an announcement on television].

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Every father says the same thing: "Where's your mother? Mrs. Kenton: Our child is going to be younger than our grandchild! Vanessa Huxtable: Rudy, what are you gonna do in life with a fourth grade education ? Clair: Getting up at 4am to prove who I am to three men who are basking in the non-existent rays of their own intelligence is *not* my idea of a fun time. Keep reading these hilarious Bill Cosby quotes and jokes! Cliff: That's got to be the dumbest thing I ever heard! Cliff: [to Vanessa] Listen carefully. Rudy Huxtable: Could aunt Lucinda have gotten in trouble?

Cliff: [to Vanessa after doing a math problem in which she got done faster than him] You wanna talk ways? I graduated from medical school, alright? Clair Hanks Huxtable: Why can't you get up and turn on the television by yourself? Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: [on how everybody else has the perfect cure for Olivia's cold] This house is full of doctors. Kenny: Good afternoon.

You get just as angry with a child but you don't want to say, "What the filth and foul and I'll filth and foul, filth and foul and, yeah, ya filth and foul face, and I'll filth and foul, foul, filth!" When they read out my will, base method zero times zero, carry the zero! And during that very special time of the month, when you wanted to go out at night you couldn't carry a little dainty clutch bag, oh no no no, you had to carry an overnight bag. Vanessa: I would have had him come to me! And he knows someone will be coming soon to stop him from doing it!”. No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids.

Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: [unable to see that he is fighting a losing battle] Okay.

I know now, because my mother put a curse on me. Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Rudy Huxtable: It was illegal to learn to read? You know you're not supposed to touch any machines in this house. Vanessa: [about the car she crashed] Mom, Dad, I just want to say that I'm really sorry.

[knock on the bedroom door during a tender moment]. and they say, "Because a child is so truthful, that's what I love about 'em - they tell the truth." Coincidentally, so did my brother. Clair Hanks Huxtable: When do you feel this pressure? Vanessa: What did you say to Theo when you found out? Elvin Tibideaux: [indicating Cliff] Serve him. I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger. Cliff, Clair: It was like that when I found it. Cliff: The last day of school? Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: Well. Mr. Kenton appears to be in his 50's, Mrs. Kenton in late 40's]. A veteran stand-up performer, he got his start at various clubs, then landed a vanguard role in the 1960s action show I Spy. *Great* costume! We don't want our guests getting possessed. This is about doing something behind our backs and then lying to us about what it is you're doing! Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: And you're not pregnant either! Clair Hanks Huxtable: [discussing a civil rights sit-in near Hillman campus] I went back to see Professor Capel after that class.

Quotations by Bill Cosby, American , Born July 12, 1937. To a wedding?

What are you going to do? Weren't you, Vanessa? Clair Hanks Huxtable: I remember when she wouldn't even let a boy get next to her.

And I'm not going to stop him this time, either! Cliff: [bluntly] I don't think that's an appropriate song.

Your mother and I go into the kitchen. Cliff: You mean that you would go to Cockroach rather than us your parents? No big deal! Denise Huxtable: [Denise takes them off and Cliff sees she's put on strange makeup]. "Who is his parole officer?"

“I am not the boss of my house. Immortality? And, we're so good at it, half the time you don't even know we're doing it. I'll pay for the repairs out my allowance. Millicent: She told me I was her very favorite student, and she gave me a C. Maxine: I got you there; she gave me an S! Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: I am a doctor. I bought some bubble gum. Claire's Mother: When you and Cliff got married, what did I say? [sits on the couch and gets up] Now, will that close your mouth?

Theo: You two are the most obnoxious people that I ever met.

I wanted to talk about that lunch counter. Aunt Gramtee: Oh, yes. And the question has always been WHAT were we fighting about. Then what would you do? When he got to the shore he said 'let's talk' on the place he called Plymouth Rock. Cable TV Talk, TV.com) spotlight … Continue reading →, Clair Huxtable....Phylicia Rashād - "The Cosby Show", The beautiful "Claire Huxtable" - Phylicia Rashad. ", My father established our relationship when I was seven years old. Clair Hanks Huxtable: Theo, we never said become a doctor, become a lawyer, we say go to school, we say study, we say become something.

[to Olivia] Now when would you *like* to get back? I'm MAD!

Rude-e, Rude-e, Rude-e. Olivia Kendall: These are blackberries, I wanted blueberries!

As yet, no man has given birth. Clair Huxtable: [now visibly indignant] Let me tell you something, Elvin.

The main goal of the future is to stop violence.

He has forgotten more jokes than more comedians will ever hear. So rather than feeling disappointed because I'm not like you, maybe you should accept who I am and love me anyway, because I'm your son. Because, if you EVER take THIS attitude with us again, you can take whatever is in that bank account of yours and go DISCOVER America! Stanley, isn't it? Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: Are you drunk? Olivia Kendall: I'll do my part. [both sit on couch] Stanley, you got big plans for the evening? Dr. Wexler: As you all know this hospital is number one, and that's because we go after talent that the other hospitals overlook. Cliff: Are you going to sleep at a stranger's house? "How ugly is he?" Denise: You don't have five hundred dollars!

Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: No, I can't. Vanessa: And to think it would happen in *this* house! Clair Huxtable: Yes, but you are not going to get it for $200, but you are in luck. Cliff: This is the best elevator music I've ever heard!

Denise: A videotape? The mummy goes to the hospital and gets it.

Your notice should include (a) a description of the copyrighted work that you claim has been infringed; (b) the URL where the allegedly infringing Site Content is located; (c) your full name, postal address, telephone number, and email address; (d) a statement that you have a good faith belief that the use of the allegedly infringing material on our Sites is not authorized; (e) your physical or electronic signature; and (f) a statement that you are the copyright owner or an authorized agent of the copyright owner. Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: Well, what were you doing? Theo: [upon being woken up] Come on, Dad, five more minutes... Four? But we've come a long way since then, and Rudy you know, it's very natural, it's been going on since the beginning of time. Cliff: But what if you couldn't find out who did it.

Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: No, Monday's no good. Rudy: But Mom, I'm NOT a woman, I'm 12 years old! Cliff: A man with many goats gave my daughter away in my place. I said, "Yes, but what if you're an asshole? Denise: You said you would have an open mind. A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. Clair Hanks Huxtable: [discussing who should wake the children up on this first day of school] Cliff it's you're turn. Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: Yesterday, you said your mother and I were controlling you with our money and that you and Justine were gonna go on and live your own lives. Cliff: This is not Burger King. Cliff: What do you mean, it's not fair? Al: Sarah, I'm not sure I want you to get married. How is he acting weird and ruining your project. I don't know how I lost it.

Cliff: Because you can't handle scary things. The Hawthorne girls were beginning to feel bad because they were learning how to read and Lucinda couldn't. I delivered some of you. “That's all there is; there isn't anymore.” —Ethel Barrymore, The Cosby Show is an American television situation comedy starring Bill Cosby, which aired for eight seasons on NBC from September 20, 1984 until April 30, 1992. Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: YOU'RE pregnant. Now this is serious. Sondra Huxtable Tibideaux: I decided not to go to law school. Comedy, science fiction and mystery formats fill DVD libraries. Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: But dear, we searched all over the country and we couldn't find any.

and children next door were jumping out of bed. Sondra Huxtable Tibideaux: Elvin, please don't call me "Muffin". Clair Hanks Huxtable: Did you really think that the four of you could go careening off into the night and not one single parent would find out about it? Sondra Huxtable Tibideaux: Oh no, kids. Didn't you go down there to Baltimore to have big fun, Vanessa? Rudy: Well, it's like getting a stomachache, but without eating candy. The Cosby Show was based on comedy routines in Cosby's stand-up act, which in turn were based on his family life. Cliff: [chortling] Just promise me you won't lose the razor in there. The show focuses on the Huxtable family, an upper middle-class African-American family living in Brooklyn, New York. I've been eating like this since I was four! My father established our relationship when I was seven years old. Let 'em have the house, honey. But that didn't scare her.

I love you. You can drive BACKWARDS to Coney Island, run over the hot dog man and TWO stop signs and you won't be in any more trouble than you are in now. I always looked forward to that.

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Oh, well, no, what I meant to say is that I am the senior partner at the law firm Bradley, Greentree and Dexter, and I represent Mr. Theodore Huxtable. Paula: Look at you! And Candy sure is sweet on me. You left the thing up so loud, your mother's hair went straight up! We've got blacks, we've got native Americans, we've got Hispanics, we've got Asian Americans, we have even got a Texan. Kenny: I'll go get some tape to fix that door bell. And we planned to have children. Now I am going to bring him a cup of coffee just like he brought me a cup of coffee this morning. The nation's hospitals are standing at the ready in a state of total confusion. People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. Cliff: No 14 year old boy should have a $95 shirt unless he is on stage with his four brothers.

But I hope Pam doesn't boss me around too much. Cliff: We're not being paid to look after you all! And if the regular people find out he's using their name, they're gonna come and kick his butt! Cliff: No 14-year-old boy should have a ninety-five dollar shirt, unless he is on stage with his four brothers! Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: I'm so smart I'm smarter than ME! A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. Internet talk shows and discussion forums (i.e. [sweetly] That's what I thought you'd say. I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. Vanessa: [trying to find out why Theo is in trouble] Theo left early for school today. Get in the car and just go. Theo: There's too much people and there's not enough tickets. Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: Yeah, why not? Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: [Cliff's parents knock on the door] Who is it? [Clair is at her desk when she hears an announcement on television].

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Every father says the same thing: "Where's your mother? Mrs. Kenton: Our child is going to be younger than our grandchild! Vanessa Huxtable: Rudy, what are you gonna do in life with a fourth grade education ? Clair: Getting up at 4am to prove who I am to three men who are basking in the non-existent rays of their own intelligence is *not* my idea of a fun time. Keep reading these hilarious Bill Cosby quotes and jokes! Cliff: That's got to be the dumbest thing I ever heard! Cliff: [to Vanessa] Listen carefully. Rudy Huxtable: Could aunt Lucinda have gotten in trouble?

Cliff: [to Vanessa after doing a math problem in which she got done faster than him] You wanna talk ways? I graduated from medical school, alright? Clair Hanks Huxtable: Why can't you get up and turn on the television by yourself? Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: [on how everybody else has the perfect cure for Olivia's cold] This house is full of doctors. Kenny: Good afternoon.

You get just as angry with a child but you don't want to say, "What the filth and foul and I'll filth and foul, filth and foul and, yeah, ya filth and foul face, and I'll filth and foul, foul, filth!" When they read out my will, base method zero times zero, carry the zero! And during that very special time of the month, when you wanted to go out at night you couldn't carry a little dainty clutch bag, oh no no no, you had to carry an overnight bag. Vanessa: I would have had him come to me! And he knows someone will be coming soon to stop him from doing it!”. No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids.

Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: [unable to see that he is fighting a losing battle] Okay.

I know now, because my mother put a curse on me. Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Rudy Huxtable: It was illegal to learn to read? You know you're not supposed to touch any machines in this house. Vanessa: [about the car she crashed] Mom, Dad, I just want to say that I'm really sorry.

[knock on the bedroom door during a tender moment]. and they say, "Because a child is so truthful, that's what I love about 'em - they tell the truth." Coincidentally, so did my brother. Clair Hanks Huxtable: When do you feel this pressure? Vanessa: What did you say to Theo when you found out? Elvin Tibideaux: [indicating Cliff] Serve him. I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger. Cliff, Clair: It was like that when I found it. Cliff: The last day of school? Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: Well. Mr. Kenton appears to be in his 50's, Mrs. Kenton in late 40's]. A veteran stand-up performer, he got his start at various clubs, then landed a vanguard role in the 1960s action show I Spy. *Great* costume! We don't want our guests getting possessed. This is about doing something behind our backs and then lying to us about what it is you're doing! Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: And you're not pregnant either! Clair Hanks Huxtable: [discussing a civil rights sit-in near Hillman campus] I went back to see Professor Capel after that class.

Quotations by Bill Cosby, American , Born July 12, 1937. To a wedding?

What are you going to do? Weren't you, Vanessa? Clair Hanks Huxtable: I remember when she wouldn't even let a boy get next to her.

And I'm not going to stop him this time, either! Cliff: [bluntly] I don't think that's an appropriate song.

Your mother and I go into the kitchen. Cliff: You mean that you would go to Cockroach rather than us your parents? No big deal! Denise Huxtable: [Denise takes them off and Cliff sees she's put on strange makeup]. "Who is his parole officer?"

“I am not the boss of my house. Immortality? And, we're so good at it, half the time you don't even know we're doing it. I'll pay for the repairs out my allowance. Millicent: She told me I was her very favorite student, and she gave me a C. Maxine: I got you there; she gave me an S! Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: I am a doctor. I bought some bubble gum. Claire's Mother: When you and Cliff got married, what did I say? [sits on the couch and gets up] Now, will that close your mouth?

Theo: You two are the most obnoxious people that I ever met.

I wanted to talk about that lunch counter. Aunt Gramtee: Oh, yes. And the question has always been WHAT were we fighting about. Then what would you do? When he got to the shore he said 'let's talk' on the place he called Plymouth Rock. Cable TV Talk, TV.com) spotlight … Continue reading →, Clair Huxtable....Phylicia Rashād - "The Cosby Show", The beautiful "Claire Huxtable" - Phylicia Rashad. ", My father established our relationship when I was seven years old. Clair Hanks Huxtable: Theo, we never said become a doctor, become a lawyer, we say go to school, we say study, we say become something.

[to Olivia] Now when would you *like* to get back? I'm MAD!

Rude-e, Rude-e, Rude-e. Olivia Kendall: These are blackberries, I wanted blueberries!

As yet, no man has given birth. Clair Huxtable: [now visibly indignant] Let me tell you something, Elvin.

The main goal of the future is to stop violence.

He has forgotten more jokes than more comedians will ever hear. So rather than feeling disappointed because I'm not like you, maybe you should accept who I am and love me anyway, because I'm your son. Because, if you EVER take THIS attitude with us again, you can take whatever is in that bank account of yours and go DISCOVER America! Stanley, isn't it? Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: Are you drunk? Olivia Kendall: I'll do my part. [both sit on couch] Stanley, you got big plans for the evening? Dr. Wexler: As you all know this hospital is number one, and that's because we go after talent that the other hospitals overlook. Cliff: Are you going to sleep at a stranger's house? "How ugly is he?" Denise: You don't have five hundred dollars!

Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: No, I can't. Vanessa: And to think it would happen in *this* house! Clair Huxtable: Yes, but you are not going to get it for $200, but you are in luck. Cliff: This is the best elevator music I've ever heard!

Denise: A videotape? The mummy goes to the hospital and gets it.

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Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: No, Monday's no good. Rudy: But Mom, I'm NOT a woman, I'm 12 years old! Cliff: A man with many goats gave my daughter away in my place. I said, "Yes, but what if you're an asshole? Denise: You said you would have an open mind. A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. Clair Hanks Huxtable: [discussing who should wake the children up on this first day of school] Cliff it's you're turn. Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: Yesterday, you said your mother and I were controlling you with our money and that you and Justine were gonna go on and live your own lives. Cliff: This is not Burger King. Cliff: What do you mean, it's not fair? Al: Sarah, I'm not sure I want you to get married. How is he acting weird and ruining your project. I don't know how I lost it.

Cliff: Because you can't handle scary things. The Hawthorne girls were beginning to feel bad because they were learning how to read and Lucinda couldn't. I delivered some of you. “That's all there is; there isn't anymore.” —Ethel Barrymore, The Cosby Show is an American television situation comedy starring Bill Cosby, which aired for eight seasons on NBC from September 20, 1984 until April 30, 1992. Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: YOU'RE pregnant. Now this is serious. Sondra Huxtable Tibideaux: I decided not to go to law school. Comedy, science fiction and mystery formats fill DVD libraries. Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: But dear, we searched all over the country and we couldn't find any.

and children next door were jumping out of bed. Sondra Huxtable Tibideaux: Elvin, please don't call me "Muffin". Clair Hanks Huxtable: Did you really think that the four of you could go careening off into the night and not one single parent would find out about it? Sondra Huxtable Tibideaux: Oh no, kids. Didn't you go down there to Baltimore to have big fun, Vanessa? Rudy: Well, it's like getting a stomachache, but without eating candy. The Cosby Show was based on comedy routines in Cosby's stand-up act, which in turn were based on his family life. Cliff: [chortling] Just promise me you won't lose the razor in there. The show focuses on the Huxtable family, an upper middle-class African-American family living in Brooklyn, New York. I've been eating like this since I was four! My father established our relationship when I was seven years old. Let 'em have the house, honey. But that didn't scare her.

I love you. You can drive BACKWARDS to Coney Island, run over the hot dog man and TWO stop signs and you won't be in any more trouble than you are in now. I always looked forward to that.

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I don't know why she said it. Cliff: [Clair found a joint in Theo's book and jumps to conclusions] We don't even know if it is Theo's and you're already sending the boy to Turkey. Vanessa Huxtable: Dad, Denise pushed us out of the bathroom and wouldn't let me rinse the soap out of Rudy's eyes like Mom said and now Rudy might be blinded for life! His wings will get tired. ", Nobody ever says, "Can I have your beets?". [Vanessa caught Denise's wedding bouquet]. It's just his timing that's off.

Oh, well, no, what I meant to say is that I am the senior partner at the law firm Bradley, Greentree and Dexter, and I represent Mr. Theodore Huxtable. Paula: Look at you! And Candy sure is sweet on me. You left the thing up so loud, your mother's hair went straight up! We've got blacks, we've got native Americans, we've got Hispanics, we've got Asian Americans, we have even got a Texan. Kenny: I'll go get some tape to fix that door bell. And we planned to have children. Now I am going to bring him a cup of coffee just like he brought me a cup of coffee this morning. The nation's hospitals are standing at the ready in a state of total confusion. People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. Cliff: No 14 year old boy should have a $95 shirt unless he is on stage with his four brothers.

But I hope Pam doesn't boss me around too much. Cliff: We're not being paid to look after you all! And if the regular people find out he's using their name, they're gonna come and kick his butt! Cliff: No 14-year-old boy should have a ninety-five dollar shirt, unless he is on stage with his four brothers! Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: I'm so smart I'm smarter than ME! A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. Internet talk shows and discussion forums (i.e. [sweetly] That's what I thought you'd say. I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. Vanessa: [trying to find out why Theo is in trouble] Theo left early for school today. Get in the car and just go. Theo: There's too much people and there's not enough tickets. Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: Yeah, why not? Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: [Cliff's parents knock on the door] Who is it? [Clair is at her desk when she hears an announcement on television].

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Every father says the same thing: "Where's your mother? Mrs. Kenton: Our child is going to be younger than our grandchild! Vanessa Huxtable: Rudy, what are you gonna do in life with a fourth grade education ? Clair: Getting up at 4am to prove who I am to three men who are basking in the non-existent rays of their own intelligence is *not* my idea of a fun time. Keep reading these hilarious Bill Cosby quotes and jokes! Cliff: That's got to be the dumbest thing I ever heard! Cliff: [to Vanessa] Listen carefully. Rudy Huxtable: Could aunt Lucinda have gotten in trouble?

Cliff: [to Vanessa after doing a math problem in which she got done faster than him] You wanna talk ways? I graduated from medical school, alright? Clair Hanks Huxtable: Why can't you get up and turn on the television by yourself? Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: [on how everybody else has the perfect cure for Olivia's cold] This house is full of doctors. Kenny: Good afternoon.

You get just as angry with a child but you don't want to say, "What the filth and foul and I'll filth and foul, filth and foul and, yeah, ya filth and foul face, and I'll filth and foul, foul, filth!" When they read out my will, base method zero times zero, carry the zero! And during that very special time of the month, when you wanted to go out at night you couldn't carry a little dainty clutch bag, oh no no no, you had to carry an overnight bag. Vanessa: I would have had him come to me! And he knows someone will be coming soon to stop him from doing it!”. No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids.

Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: [unable to see that he is fighting a losing battle] Okay.

I know now, because my mother put a curse on me. Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Rudy Huxtable: It was illegal to learn to read? You know you're not supposed to touch any machines in this house. Vanessa: [about the car she crashed] Mom, Dad, I just want to say that I'm really sorry.

[knock on the bedroom door during a tender moment]. and they say, "Because a child is so truthful, that's what I love about 'em - they tell the truth." Coincidentally, so did my brother. Clair Hanks Huxtable: When do you feel this pressure? Vanessa: What did you say to Theo when you found out? Elvin Tibideaux: [indicating Cliff] Serve him. I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger. Cliff, Clair: It was like that when I found it. Cliff: The last day of school? Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: Well. Mr. Kenton appears to be in his 50's, Mrs. Kenton in late 40's]. A veteran stand-up performer, he got his start at various clubs, then landed a vanguard role in the 1960s action show I Spy. *Great* costume! We don't want our guests getting possessed. This is about doing something behind our backs and then lying to us about what it is you're doing! Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: And you're not pregnant either! Clair Hanks Huxtable: [discussing a civil rights sit-in near Hillman campus] I went back to see Professor Capel after that class.

Quotations by Bill Cosby, American , Born July 12, 1937. To a wedding?

What are you going to do? Weren't you, Vanessa? Clair Hanks Huxtable: I remember when she wouldn't even let a boy get next to her.

And I'm not going to stop him this time, either! Cliff: [bluntly] I don't think that's an appropriate song.

Your mother and I go into the kitchen. Cliff: You mean that you would go to Cockroach rather than us your parents? No big deal! Denise Huxtable: [Denise takes them off and Cliff sees she's put on strange makeup]. "Who is his parole officer?"

“I am not the boss of my house. Immortality? And, we're so good at it, half the time you don't even know we're doing it. I'll pay for the repairs out my allowance. Millicent: She told me I was her very favorite student, and she gave me a C. Maxine: I got you there; she gave me an S! Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: I am a doctor. I bought some bubble gum. Claire's Mother: When you and Cliff got married, what did I say? [sits on the couch and gets up] Now, will that close your mouth?

Theo: You two are the most obnoxious people that I ever met.

I wanted to talk about that lunch counter. Aunt Gramtee: Oh, yes. And the question has always been WHAT were we fighting about. Then what would you do? When he got to the shore he said 'let's talk' on the place he called Plymouth Rock. Cable TV Talk, TV.com) spotlight … Continue reading →, Clair Huxtable....Phylicia Rashād - "The Cosby Show", The beautiful "Claire Huxtable" - Phylicia Rashad. ", My father established our relationship when I was seven years old. Clair Hanks Huxtable: Theo, we never said become a doctor, become a lawyer, we say go to school, we say study, we say become something.

[to Olivia] Now when would you *like* to get back? I'm MAD!

Rude-e, Rude-e, Rude-e. Olivia Kendall: These are blackberries, I wanted blueberries!

As yet, no man has given birth. Clair Huxtable: [now visibly indignant] Let me tell you something, Elvin.

The main goal of the future is to stop violence.

He has forgotten more jokes than more comedians will ever hear. So rather than feeling disappointed because I'm not like you, maybe you should accept who I am and love me anyway, because I'm your son. Because, if you EVER take THIS attitude with us again, you can take whatever is in that bank account of yours and go DISCOVER America! Stanley, isn't it? Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: Are you drunk? Olivia Kendall: I'll do my part. [both sit on couch] Stanley, you got big plans for the evening? Dr. Wexler: As you all know this hospital is number one, and that's because we go after talent that the other hospitals overlook. Cliff: Are you going to sleep at a stranger's house? "How ugly is he?" Denise: You don't have five hundred dollars!

Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: No, I can't. Vanessa: And to think it would happen in *this* house! Clair Huxtable: Yes, but you are not going to get it for $200, but you are in luck. Cliff: This is the best elevator music I've ever heard!

Denise: A videotape? The mummy goes to the hospital and gets it.

Your notice should include (a) a description of the copyrighted work that you claim has been infringed; (b) the URL where the allegedly infringing Site Content is located; (c) your full name, postal address, telephone number, and email address; (d) a statement that you have a good faith belief that the use of the allegedly infringing material on our Sites is not authorized; (e) your physical or electronic signature; and (f) a statement that you are the copyright owner or an authorized agent of the copyright owner. Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: Well, what were you doing? Theo: [upon being woken up] Come on, Dad, five more minutes... Four? But we've come a long way since then, and Rudy you know, it's very natural, it's been going on since the beginning of time. Cliff: But what if you couldn't find out who did it.

Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: No, Monday's no good. Rudy: But Mom, I'm NOT a woman, I'm 12 years old! Cliff: A man with many goats gave my daughter away in my place. I said, "Yes, but what if you're an asshole? Denise: You said you would have an open mind. A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. Clair Hanks Huxtable: [discussing who should wake the children up on this first day of school] Cliff it's you're turn. Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: Yesterday, you said your mother and I were controlling you with our money and that you and Justine were gonna go on and live your own lives. Cliff: This is not Burger King. Cliff: What do you mean, it's not fair? Al: Sarah, I'm not sure I want you to get married. How is he acting weird and ruining your project. I don't know how I lost it.

Cliff: Because you can't handle scary things. The Hawthorne girls were beginning to feel bad because they were learning how to read and Lucinda couldn't. I delivered some of you. “That's all there is; there isn't anymore.” —Ethel Barrymore, The Cosby Show is an American television situation comedy starring Bill Cosby, which aired for eight seasons on NBC from September 20, 1984 until April 30, 1992. Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: YOU'RE pregnant. Now this is serious. Sondra Huxtable Tibideaux: I decided not to go to law school. Comedy, science fiction and mystery formats fill DVD libraries. Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: But dear, we searched all over the country and we couldn't find any.

and children next door were jumping out of bed. Sondra Huxtable Tibideaux: Elvin, please don't call me "Muffin". Clair Hanks Huxtable: Did you really think that the four of you could go careening off into the night and not one single parent would find out about it? Sondra Huxtable Tibideaux: Oh no, kids. Didn't you go down there to Baltimore to have big fun, Vanessa? Rudy: Well, it's like getting a stomachache, but without eating candy. The Cosby Show was based on comedy routines in Cosby's stand-up act, which in turn were based on his family life. Cliff: [chortling] Just promise me you won't lose the razor in there. The show focuses on the Huxtable family, an upper middle-class African-American family living in Brooklyn, New York. I've been eating like this since I was four! My father established our relationship when I was seven years old. Let 'em have the house, honey. But that didn't scare her.

I love you. You can drive BACKWARDS to Coney Island, run over the hot dog man and TWO stop signs and you won't be in any more trouble than you are in now. I always looked forward to that.

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